Whenever a group of non-linguists learn you are a linguist, someone will always ask you how many languages you speak.
C.I.A.: Be a language officer! Languages: Arabic (standard), Chinese (Mandarin), Korean, Persian/Iranian, Dari, Russian, Somali.
Me: *scrolls away slowly*
Für alle, die es interessiert: Heute kommt um 22:00 auf Arte die Dokumentation “Als Europa Französisch sprach” (http://www.arte.tv/guide/de/042513-000/als-europa-franzoesisch-sprach).
ja ja ja ja ja
a spanish person laughing or a german person during sex???
Finnish person struggling to remember what they were about to say next
polish person trying to get themself noticed
portuguese person trying to hush other people
Chinese person trying to do calculations
swedish person wanting to get out of a conversation
WHO THE FUCK VOTED BILL NYE OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS???? HE INVENTED SCIENCE WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOIGN
he left because he got injured..
WHO THE FUCK HURT BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
He tore his own ligaments whilst dancing.
WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED BILL NYE TO DO THIS TO HIMSELF
Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
BLESS THAT PERSON SO HARD.
I try so hard to be that person.